Calling all sailors for a merry adventure on the high seas ah har!!! I'll need three fine sea worthy vessels and I'll return with the finest silks and spices the likes of which you've never seen ah har!!

What I'm interested in:

• Gold and silk
  This is what I'll return from my adventure with ah har!! If you want to get filthy rich then join my crew ah har!!
• Women
  We'll sample what the natives have to offer ah har!!! I'll show you land lubbers how to really party ah har!!
• Fish fingers
  These tasty morsels have made me famous ah har!!

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